I just writing something to keep my xanga alive. I like getting David Crowder's updates...it is the only reason I am posting.

I have been inspired fellow xangers. I must ask if anyone out there is having trouble? Trouble with bullies stealing your lunch money loud neighbors, or even car problems? I have been inspired after a man that I know, Ted rastatter77, had some bad guacamole dip. My solution, call Chuck Norris. In case some of you are wondering what is so great about Chuck, I will first say that you are living in a cave. Second, I will post facts about him to inform you. Those of you who know these facts will read in agreement nodding your head. Enjoy!

· Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

· Jeeves asks Chuck Norris

· When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

· There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

· When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.

· Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill

· Objects in Chuck Norris's rear-view mirror appear at their correct distances

· Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

· Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice

· When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

I think that is enough said!

What is with all of this Steeler talk, chimon! I am in Pitt right now, and I think my skin is changing colors from being swarmed with all the Steelers talk. Crazy, even high school girls watch football here. Amazing!

 

Browns for next year's Super Bowl. How do I know this? Just check out their urinals. Fans detication will never be great to support our team. And moral will skyrocket us to victory!